I'm passing this on because it worked for me today...

Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, & we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum.

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Old but fresh: about the Nokia phone implemented in one's hand, then nose, then...

Conversation between Aleksandar & his son.

Aleksandar : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Aleksandar : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Aleksandar approaches Bill Gates.
Aleksandar : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Aleksandar : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Aleksandar goes to see the president of the World Bank. Read more »

SOULFOOD Serbia 4' 13'' from SENSE Production on Vimeo.

A lecture by Michael Parenti about how the U.S. deliberately destroyed Yugoslavia.

A beautiful little story about the rich and poor

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Masterpieces, gotta love kids...

Enjoy!

        Dear John

        I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my

        husband in the house watching TV.

        My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the Read more »

One Sunday morning Vassili burst into the living room and said, "Kalimera, Mama, Baba!"
 
I have some great news for you!
I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in the Khorio. She lives a block away and her name is Katina
 
After dinner, Vassili's dad took him aside.

"Vre Pedimou, I have to talk with you.
Your mother and I have been married 30 years.
She's a wonderful wife but she has never been any good in bed, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Read more »

A song about today's World, seen through the soul of a 13 years old boy

Amazing creativity and wit. Must see.

This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. Read more »

(Sweet little wise poem) Read more »